The American

Posted: 2011-03-09 12:46:39

Last night we watch The American. I thought I was in for a treat. Espionage? Vast Italian landscapes? George Clooney? Hell yea!

But no. It was just a long, pretty boring movie with the occasional suspenseful music. We've been on a kick of crap movies lately. The Adjustment Bureau might have been cool if I hadn't seen Inception, or The Matrix 10 years ago. Cyrus could have been really good if I didn't keep wanting it to be a comedy the whole time. You can't but John C Reilley and Jonah Hill in a movie together and then make it a drama. You just can't. There were more bad ones, but I think I've already blocked them from my memory.

We did watch Heartbreakers, a French film (it's a 'film' when it's French... even though it was a romantic comedy) about a dude who's job it is to break up couples. Actually pretty entertaining. So I'll go ahead and recommend that one.

One the wedding front, I've picked out the tuxes. Since I was a little boy, I'd always dreamed of wearing a gray tux and walking down... wait, no I haven't! But the gray tux does look pretty damn sharp. And it's Calvin Klein, so that should give it some cred.

Finally finished up A's new site, so now it's onto my new site. It'll be just like this, only prettier.